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周末一笑
最近网上流传这么一句话，相当受欢迎：
Many people think they are full of niubility, and like to play zhuangbility, which only reflect their shability.
很多人以为自己很牛逼，喜欢装逼，其实是傻-逼。
莫装逼，装逼必被陈冠吸。
牛逼：niubility，正确拼写应为newbility，名词
装逼：zhuangbility，正确拼写为drunbility，名词
傻-逼：shability：保持原拼写方式，名词
下面对几个词的词性作一下延展：
drunbility
1、drunbility的词根为drunb，动词，装逼的原意
进行时：drunbing；过去时：drunbed；完成时：have drunbed
例句：
CCTV is drubing again during our dinner time, it has drunbed for many years since I have TV.
CCTV又在晚饭时间装逼了，它自从我有电视起就在装逼已经这么多年了。
2、drunbee：名词，装逼的人，有装逼倾向的人
例句：
林志玲 is a drunbee, but my father likes her, which is disgusting.
林志玲是个装逼的人，但是偶爸爸喜欢她，真恶心。
3、druber：名词，以装逼为职业的人，专业装逼者
例句：
朱军 is a drunber, he has been drunbing all his life, who is professional.
朱军是个职业装逼者，他一辈子都在装逼，是专业级的。
4、drunby：形容词，装逼的
例句：
The way you playing music by your mobile phone on a bus is very drunby, not metion the song is 求佛.
你在公交车上用手机放音乐是很装逼的，更别说那歌是求佛。
5、drunblization：名词，装逼化
例句：
As more and more Starbucks running in China, the drunblization is getting worse and worse.
随着越来越多的星巴克在中国运营，人民装逼化也越来越严重了。
6、drunblism：名词，装逼主义
例句：
The revolution of drublism in France starts in 1863, and people seems respecting that.
法国装逼主义运动起源于1863年，人们貌似很崇拜。
newbility
比较级：newber；最高级：newbest
例句：
There is no newbest, only newber.
没有最牛逼，只有更牛逼。
